Monday 23 July 2007

To get answer or to trap??? :) Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question. WIFE : "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND : "Definitely not!" WIFE : "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND : "Of course I do." WIFE : "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND : "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE : "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND : (makes audible groan) WIFE : "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND : "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE : "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND : "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE : "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND : "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE : "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND : "That would seem like the proper thing to do" WIFE : "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND : "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE : "Would you take her golfing with you? HUSBAND : "Yes, those are always good times." WIFE : "Would she use my clubs? HUSBAND : "No, she's left-handed." WIFE : -- silence -- HUSBAND : "Shit"

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